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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the rooster cross the road?","punchline":"He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.","id":391}

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The Other Side of the Moon is the fifth extended play (EP) by South Korean girl group GWSN, released by the Wave Music on May 26, 2021. The EP features six tracks, with the lead single \"Like It Hot\".

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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}

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