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Hamidreza Garshasbi is an Iranian sports executive and administrator who has been served as president of the Persepolis Football Club. in November 2017, Garshasbi replaced Ali Akbar Taheri as Persepolis acting president. Under leadership of Garshasbi, Persepolis defended their title in Persian Gulf Pro League and advanced to the final of the 2018 AFC Champions League.

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Middlemarch is a small town in the Otago region of New Zealand's South Island. It lies at the foot of the Rock and Pillar Range of hills in the broad Strath-Taieri valley, through which flows the middle reaches of the Taieri River. Since local government reorganisation in the late 1980s, Middlemarch and much of the Strath-Taieri has been administered as part of Dunedin city, the centre of which lies some 80 km to the southeast. Middlemarch is part of the Taieri electorate, and is currently represented in parliament by Ingrid Leary. Middlemarch has reticulated sewerage but no reticulated water supply. A description of 1903, that \"[T]he summer seasons are warm, but not enervating, and the winters cold, but dry\" is still true today.

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