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Victor Yakovlevich Pan is a Soviet and American mathematician and computer scientist, known for his research on algorithms for polynomials and matrix multiplication.
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The Brantford and District Civic Centre is a 2,952-seat arena in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. It was built as a Canadian Centennial project in 1967. The Civic Centre is located in the downtown core, adjacent to Elements Casino Brantford. It is currently home to the Brantford Bulldogs of the Ontario Hockey League.
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