{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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